1 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,073 Maybe he's just resting. 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,377 - For three days? - Oh, he's really tired lately. 3 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,911 He's working too hard. 4 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,413 We've all been tired lately, 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,782 but you don't see me lying around decomposing. 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,817 Well, do you think he's dead? 7 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:22,221 Well, if he is, the company will soon get to the bottom of it. 8 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,655 They don't miss a thing. 9 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,524 You the dead guy? 10 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,492 - No, this is the one you want. - Hmm? 11 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,829 Thanks. Boy, guys are dropping dead at work all over the place. 12 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,464 - Downright odd. - It's appalling. 13 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,845 You wouldn't believe the paperwork. 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,469 Thousands of death certificates I gotta fill out. 15 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:40,372 But, hey, that's life. 16 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,508 Well, not for them. Ha! 17 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,644 You know, this could be a nutty idea, 18 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,924 but maybe these guys are dropping dead 19 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:51,015 because they're working to the point of complete exhaustion. 20 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:53,819 Maybe all these dead guys need a little time off. 21 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,220 Huh? 22 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,456 We already get time off. It's called lunch. 23 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,569 Oh, no, no, I'm thinking longer than lunch. 24 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,827 - A long lunch? - No. I think it's gotta be a fairly substantial 25 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,074 period of time. 26 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,264 - A day? Six months. - Longer. Shorter. 27 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:10,535 - Two weeks? - Nah... OK. Yeah, two weeks. 28 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,738 So you're saying is that if you all get two weeks off every year 29 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,107 to relax and recuperate, 30 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,810 ultimately you'll be healthier and do a better job, 31 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,647 and the economic disruption that has plagued the nation would be ended. 32 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,482 Uh, yeah. That's it. 33 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,295 You're right, it is a nutty idea. 34 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,385 - Yeah. - Here, slip on this toe tag. 35 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:28,732 It'll speed things up later. 36 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,221 - Thanks. - Sure. 37 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,620 Honey, I'm home. 38 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,728 Aaah! 39 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,776 - Ohh! - Ow! 40 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,400 - Ow! - Ooh! 41 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,102 Ahh! 42 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,414 I'm sitting at the table, I'm looking for dinner. 43 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,850 - There's no dinner. - Here's your dinner. 44 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,286 - About time. - Catch you later. 45 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,555 - Robbie, where are you going? - I'm going out with the guys. 46 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,892 - Don't you want some supper? - Um... yeah. 47 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,728 Thanks. Bye. 48 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,630 Earl, did you see that? 49 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,200 We never get to spend time with Robbie anymore. 50 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:51,769 Yeah, and that's one of the most rewarding things about parenthood. 51 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,084 Eventually they grow up and don't want anything to do with you. 52 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,842 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 53 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,977 Charlene. I didn't know you were out. 54 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,511 Yeah, all day. 55 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:04,216 Wow, dinner looks great. Shame. Too bad I already ate. 56 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,516 Bye. La, la. 57 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:09,221 I swear this family is falling apart 58 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,424 We might as well just be strangers who live in the same house. 59 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,592 Dinner used to be the one hour 60 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,496 when we all got together to share the events of the day. 61 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,966 Not true, Fran. It never took us a whole hour to eat dinner. 62 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:26,404 Well, at least you're here to have dinner with Mommy, aren't you? 63 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,807 - Already ate. - You already ate? 64 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:32,276 - What did you eat? - You aren't gonna like it. 65 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,647 - It wasn't furniture, was it? - Maybe. 66 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,116 - Oh! - This is why we don't need a pet. 67 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,918 We interrupt your dinner to bring you 68 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,621 this DNN special report. 69 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,823 In a bold move to stem the tide 70 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,026 of exhausted dead guys in the workplace, 71 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,628 the government announced that starting today 72 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,431 all employees will be entitled to take off from work 73 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:58,035 for a period of time to be known as... a vacation. 74 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,839 - Hey-hey! - All workers who feel exhausted 75 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,875 and put-upon by the excessive demands of their employers 76 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,245 may take two full weeks to rest and recuperate. 77 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,180 Ooh! Great. 78 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,882 See ya. 79 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,589 Goodness. Two weeks. 80 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,793 That's a lot of time. What are we going to do for two whole weeks? 81 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,327 Hey there, friends. 82 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,965 Are you wondering what to do with your new vacation? 83 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,534 Well, why not spend two weeks 84 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,404 of wholesome family togetherness communing with nature 85 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,940 at Pap Geezer's Rustic Retreat 86 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,878 Swamp Cabins and Condo Timeshares. 87 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,248 That's it! This is how we should spend our two weeks. 88 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,751 Darn right. Two solid weeks of sitting in front of the TV. 89 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,454 No! We're going to one of those swamp cabins. 90 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:53,091 In a beautiful place like that without the distractions of daily life, 91 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:58,063 like television, we can spend some real family time together. 92 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,698 Uh, gee, Fran, 93 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,634 I'm not sure it's wise to be away from TV that long. 94 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,704 There might be another special report and I might miss it. 95 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,774 We're going to the swamp, Earl... 96 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,209 as a family. 97 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,545 Yeah. 98 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,981 So, then, 99 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:19,450 I suppose you've all heard about this new vacation thing. 100 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:20,930 - Oh, yes, sir. - Yeah. 101 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,920 Now, in the interest of our employees, 102 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,590 Wesayso has come up with an exciting way 103 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,326 to spend your new vacation. 104 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,996 - Wow. - Hey, that's great! 105 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,766 I could spend my two weeks just looking at that. 106 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:38,069 - Maybe even three whole weeks. - Stop talking! 107 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,238 I'm only going to explain this once. 108 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,876 This is a picture of Wesaysoland. It's a theme park. 109 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,544 Uh, what's a theme park, sir? 110 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:50,214 It's a magical place for Wesayso employees 111 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,518 to spend their vacation... and their money. 112 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,221 Ah, there are rides and food and family fun 113 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,891 for the young, the young at heart, 114 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,794 and fat worthless tubs like you. 115 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,631 - Great. - Since vacations were only created yesterday, sir, 116 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,900 I was wondering how it is possible for you 117 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:13,371 to design and construct a world-class family resort in a single day? 118 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,307 Why, heh, no challenge is too great 119 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,577 when you attack it with imagination, ingenuity, 120 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:21,546 and a relaxed attitude toward building codes. 121 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,514 Oh, I hear you, sir. 122 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:26,551 Sign me up. 123 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,187 Sinclair? 124 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,025 Gosh, sir, it sounds great, 125 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,929 but my wife wants our family to spend some quality time at the swamp cabins. 126 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:41,833 Well, you probably wouldn't be interested in Wesaysoland anyway. 127 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,336 Why, it's so enormous, 128 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,938 it's so filled with distractions, heh, 129 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:51,175 you wouldn't even be able to find your kids there. 130 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:54,045 Oh, sir, it sounds like a dream come true, 131 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:58,149 but the missus has got her heart set on this nightmarish swamp cabin scenario. 132 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,685 I don't think I'll be able to talk her out of it. 133 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,153 That's nice, Sinclair, 134 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,556 but, uh, as I recall that precocious tot of yours, 135 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,627 the baby, can be quite persuasive 136 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,361 when he latches on to an idea. 137 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,863 Yeah, yeah. 138 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:15,300 Just show him this glossy brochure for Wesaysoland, 139 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:20,438 with all the toy concessions and candy stands circled in red. 140 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,508 And let nature take its course. 141 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:29,514 I wanna go to Wesaysoland! I wanna go to Wesaysoland! 142 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,018 - I wanna go to Wesaysoland! - Sweetheart, sweetheart. 143 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,120 Can I just say something? 144 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:39,057 We will go to Wesaysoland... next year. 145 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,425 - But this year... - I wanna go to Wesaysoland! 146 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,562 - Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland! - I know what you're doing. 147 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,997 You can scream all you want, 148 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,133 it's not going to change things one bit. 149 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,735 Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland! 150 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,638 Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland! 151 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,274 There! There it is! Do you see? 152 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,211 It's right there, your precious Wesaysoland. 153 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,646 You got what you want. Are you happy now? 154 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,615 Are you happy now?! 155 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,623 Thank you, Mama. 156 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,360 - All's well that ends well. - Yeah. 157 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,895 I know where he got that brochure. 158 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:21,166 I know you were behind this all along. I'm here under protest. 159 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,900 How can I get this family together 160 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,370 with you working against me at every step? 161 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:29,274 Fran, has it ever occurred to you this family doesn't want to come together? 162 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:33,511 We're happy not knowing about our personal joys and disappointments. 163 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,513 I'm not going to give up so easily. 164 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,427 If this is where we're going to be, 165 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,885 then we'll conduct ourselves as a functional family. 166 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:42,654 Uh-huh, OK. 167 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:46,590 Uh, kids, if we get separated find your own way home. 168 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,596 Moo! Hi there, boys and girls, moms and dads. 169 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,164 I'm Moolah the Cash Cow 170 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:56,000 and I'm "udderly" delighted to see ya. 171 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,838 Hey, hey! Calm down, Junior. 172 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,840 It's only Moolah the Cash Cow, 173 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,677 Wesaysoland's whimsical and highly-copyrighted park mascot. 174 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,613 No, no! Get him away from me! 175 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,949 Step right up to the ticket booth, Dad, and pay for admission, 176 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:15,320 so we can start the family fun! 177 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:19,090 Hi, we're here on the deluxe two-week employee vacation package. 178 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,093 So, you're entitled to the one percent company discount. 179 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,863 Oh, so, um, how much do I owe you? 180 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,965 Whoa, slow down, friend. 181 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,933 First you have to trade in your cash 182 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,768 for colorful playful Moo Money, 183 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,270 which can be used anywhere within the park... 184 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,808 except to buy food, merchandise, or emergency medical treatment. 185 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,510 - Boy, the fun begins early. - All righty. 186 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,346 Here are your tickets. 187 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,482 You owe us 2,000 Moo Dollars. 188 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,317 Earl, isn't that an awful lot of money? 189 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,588 - Fran, hello. It isn't real money. - See? 190 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,123 - Huh? - Oh, yeah. 191 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,893 Come on in, everybody. Right this way. 192 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,198 Take a look. 193 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:07,072 Wow. It's magical. 194 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:12,543 - Dad, that's a poster. - Where's the park? 195 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,046 There. 196 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,881 There. Just look at it, kids. 197 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,250 A vast world of enchantment. 198 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,102 Well, I hear it really comes alive at night. 199 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,693 I wanna go to Swamp Cabin! 200 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:34,765 Swamp Cabin! Swamp Cabin! Swamp Cabin! Swamp Cabin! 201 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,734 This is it, folks. 202 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,503 The happiest room on Earth. 203 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,672 Jeez, they're really milking this cow motif, don't you think? 204 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,108 Yeah. Isn't this kind of small for all of us? 205 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,910 Oh, no. It only seems small 206 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,979 because they've packed it with wonderful conveniences. 207 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:53,251 Hey! Look at this cute little fridge. 208 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,453 You have just spent five dollars. 209 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,923 Six dollars. Seven dollars. Eight... 210 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,326 Nobody touches the fridge. 211 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,128 Apparently this is the adventure suite. 212 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,630 "An adventure in sleeping." 213 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,266 I wonder what that adventure is. 214 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,669 Hmm. 215 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,972 That might start to get old after a while. 216 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,509 - Hey, this is a pay phone. - - You have now spent 20 cents. 217 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,077 Forty cents, 50 cents... 218 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,279 - Hey! Put that down! - What? 219 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,048 No one touches the phone. 220 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,817 Earl, this is a pay toilet, too. 221 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,852 They're charging us for everything. 222 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,722 Ah, not the one thing that matters. 223 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,157 Quiet, everybody. 224 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,559 With my cute little bovine remote control, 225 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,529 my vacation begins now. 226 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:41,733 Howdy! And welcome to Wesaysoland, 227 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,135 where everybody has a good time 228 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,171 because we say so. 229 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,240 You're tuned to Wesaysoland TV, 230 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:54,345 a whole universe of special channels available only within the park. 231 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,380 This is channel one. 232 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,119 You're tuned to channel two, where we urge you to purchase 233 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,456 the following fine Wesaysoland memorabilia. 234 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,859 Now who could forget their trip to Wesaysoland 235 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,262 when they bring home a T-shirt that reads... 236 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,666 "I can't forget my trip to Wesaysoland." 237 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,302 Uh, Wesayso channel three 238 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,438 is proud to offer guests a guide to hotel amenities. 239 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:26,644 Now please note that shower caps, soap, room keys and bed sheets are available, 240 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,913 - for a nominal charge. - Huh? 241 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,749 Uh... Make up your mind! 242 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,756 Um, maybe we should leave the TV off. 243 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,236 That's right. We didn't come here to watch TV. 244 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,959 We came here to be together. 245 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,260 Sure we did. 246 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,863 So let's get out into that magical wonderland of fun 247 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,199 and have a rollicking good time. 248 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,669 And if by chance we happen to get separated from each other, 249 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,103 so much the better. 250 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,072 Is that cow still out there? 251 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,141 Sweetheart, it's nothing to be scared of. 252 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,111 It's a dinosaur in a cow costume. 253 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,580 Hmm. 254 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,952 Now, you two run along. 255 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:12,056 Keep an eye on the time and meet right back at this spot in, uh... 256 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,425 - two weeks. - All right. Great. 257 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,862 Isn't there some enjoyable ride we can all go on together as a family? 258 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,932 Yeah, I think that's the rocket sled to tedium. 259 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,411 - Yeah. - See you, Mom. 260 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,468 - See you, kids. - Bye. 261 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,171 - Hey! Hey, there's Roy. - Huh? 262 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,007 - Hi, Roy! - Hi, Roy! 263 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,741 - Hi, guy. - Oh, hi! 264 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,110 - Hey, when did you get here? - Uh, yesterday. 265 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:37,582 Hey, let me tell you, this place is a roller coaster of family fun. 266 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,149 Yeah? What have you done so far? 267 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,952 - Stood in this line. - Huh? 268 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,754 - Roy, you mind if we tag along? - Oh, be my guest. 269 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,457 - Great, great. - What's this a line for, Roy? 270 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:51,262 Um, the... Well, I'm not sure, but it's obviously something good. 271 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,464 Do you see how long the wait is? 272 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,302 Don't you think we should go see what the line's for? 273 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,971 I'm not doing anything that'll cost me my place. 274 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,593 - Yeah. - Yeah. 275 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,209 Oh, hey, look, more TV. 276 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,855 Howdy! 277 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,847 I'm here to tell you more about the wonderful 278 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,583 Wesaysoland attraction. 279 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,785 Now, be sure to visit the land of the future, 280 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,421 coming in only ten years. 281 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,190 Yes, we're still building the dream. 282 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,992 For as long as dinosaurs have imagination, 283 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,862 and children have discretionary income, 284 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,298 Wesaysoland will never be truly finished. 285 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,840 - Yeah. - Oh. 286 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,877 Uh... excuse me. 287 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,713 Isn't this thing supposed to sort of turn around? 288 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,150 Yes, yes. Yeah, OK. 289 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,752 You're not pregnant, are you? 290 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:52,123 OK, here we go. 291 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,726 - Wow. - Keep your hands inside at all times. 292 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,365 Are you dizzy yet? 293 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,842 Earl, I just overheard someone say 294 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,410 this is the line for stroller rentals. 295 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,446 Wow! They must be some strollers. 296 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,014 Look how long the line is. 297 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,250 We already have a stroller. 298 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,354 I'm starving, and I want a hat like Uncle Roy. 299 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,456 And I've got a hungry baby. 300 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,658 - I'm going to find some food. - Yeah. 301 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,061 OK, but don't expect me to keep your spot. 302 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:33,765 Yeah. No cutsies. 303 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,399 Stupid. 304 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,668 Hi, baby. 305 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,138 Ice On A Stick? That's all you've got? 306 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,841 Yeah. I just sold the last bag of cold air. 307 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,610 - Gimme! - Oh, all right, fine. We'll take one. 308 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,547 - All right. Uh-oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 309 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,282 Looks like the ice has gotten a little warm. 310 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,886 So what you've actually got is... 311 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,889 - Wet sticks. - I'll take it! 312 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,893 OK. And here you go. 313 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,095 That'll be six dollars. 314 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,529 Huh? What? 315 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,542 And none of that crummy Moo Money. 316 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,602 Another one. 317 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:19,376 If you're sure you're ready for Mr. Amphibian's, uh, rocket thing, 318 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,914 please step into the space capsule command module-whatever. 319 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,450 - OK. - OK. 320 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,253 Keep your hands and legs inside at all times. 321 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,289 - Ooh, wow. - Yeah. There we go. 322 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,961 Get ready for some white-knuckle excitement. 323 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,399 Three, two, one. 324 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,734 Blast off. 325 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,706 Ow. 326 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,741 Vroom, vroom, vroom! 327 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,445 Hey, Dad, what's with the stroller? 328 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,782 I waited in line nine hours for this and darn it I'm going to enjoy it. 329 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,383 Well, I'm hungry and tired 330 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,586 and I think we'd all rather just go home. 331 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,955 Let me tell you something, Miss Crankypants. 332 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,925 You've been down on this place since the minute we got here. 333 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,760 Why don't you think about the kids? 334 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,230 They're having a great time, right, kids? 335 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,698 Boring. 336 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,033 - Hate it. - Bites. 337 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,502 What? You've only been here a day. 338 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:19,903 Give the place a chance. 339 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,973 There's tons of exhilarating fun-filled family fare. 340 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,709 - Such as? - Well, for instance... 341 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,779 - Hey. - Did you take in, uh, 342 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,015 Moolah's Cow Milking Squirtacular? 343 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,584 Look closer, Dad. It's still under construction. 344 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,252 - Yeah. - OK, then. 345 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,022 How about Pirates of the Dairy Belt? 346 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,124 It's not under construction. 347 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,593 Closed for repairs. 348 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,994 Well, how about, uh... 349 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,430 Fantastic Journey Through The Four Stomachs? 350 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,333 The, uh... The... The, uh, Haunted Slaughterhouse? 351 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:54,071 - Salt Lick Mountain? - Hello, Dad! They don't exist. 352 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:58,842 Oh. OK, so it's not everything the brochure promised, 353 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,978 but let's look on the plus side. 354 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,546 We're out here in the fresh air, 355 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,349 I've got a wad of Moo Money big enough to choke a cow, 356 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,319 and if our stroller breaks down we got this handy new backup. 357 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,790 It's time to go. 358 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,726 And I agree. 359 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,430 Well, hello again. 360 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,633 - Excuse me, sir. - Mm-hmm? 361 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,669 Although we've enjoyed our time at your park tremendously 362 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,772 and will include Wesaysoland in future vacation plans, 363 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,509 we'd like to leave before we lose our minds. 364 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,678 I see. Just pay for the rest of your 14-day package 365 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,247 and we'll have you on your way. 366 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,649 But we've only been here one day. 367 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,118 - It's a package. - Huh? 368 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,519 You don't get it, do you? 369 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,888 Perhaps if it came from the felt-covered mouth 370 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,959 of our charming, legally unassailable mascot. 371 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,561 Hi, folks! 372 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,463 - What's your beef? - We want to go home. 373 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,399 - Yeah. - Yeah. 374 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:59,003 Look, wise guy, you booked a 14-day package. 375 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:03,274 You gotta stay in the park and spend money for 14 days, capiche? 376 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,911 And that's no bull. 377 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,147 Oh, yeah? You gonna stop us? 378 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,816 Call security. Oh, don't hurt Moolah. 379 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,019 He's just a teenager who needs a summer job. 380 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,120 Come on, everybody, let's go. 381 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,490 Right. 382 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,493 Hey, hey, hey! Wait, wait! 383 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,563 - Jeez! - - The gate is now electrified. 384 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,398 Stand back from the gate. 385 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,034 Wow. And there's no line. 386 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:34,071 This is not a ride. This is not a ride. 387 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,640 D'oh! 388 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,317 Two... three... 389 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,667 There's no way we can last another 13 more days! 390 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,402 I want another wet stick! 391 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,005 Oh, what could I have been thinking of? 392 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,240 I should have known a big amusement park 393 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:14,078 with rides and attractions would have been the worst place for a family. 394 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,313 Oh, Fran, you were right again. 395 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,249 Don't worry, honey, I've got a plan. 396 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,685 A daring escape under the cover of darkness? 397 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,621 I can tie a bunch of bedsheets together. 398 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,483 We could build a big hang glider. 399 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,791 I'm tunneling out. Who's with me? 400 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,461 We're not going to escape. This is a highly-organized theme park. 401 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:35,299 I'm sure they've anticipated any escape plan we could possibly come up with. 402 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,578 No. 403 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,104 We'll stay in this room for the next 13 days 404 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,841 and bond, just like we would have at the swamp. 405 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,977 Aw, gee, Fran, I wouldn't exactly call that a plan. 406 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,478 I'd call it hell on Earth. 407 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,148 The first thing we've got to change is that attitude. 408 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,085 If we all believe we can have fun as a family, we will. 409 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,454 Mom, were you ever a cruise director? 410 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,023 I'm sure we can think up some activities we can all do together. 411 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,160 We can tell jokes and stories, we can use a flashlight 412 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,763 and make caveman shapes on the wall. 413 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,278 I'm gonna throw myself on the electric fence. 414 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,670 - I'm right behind you. - I think we should start with a game. 415 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,271 I want everyone to look around. 416 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,606 I'm sure we can find cards or something. 417 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,586 Uh... Oh, hey, here's a bottle cap. 418 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,610 I've got a piece of string. 419 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:24,248 - I found a furry apple core. - And I've got a stroller. 420 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:29,553 Fine. I know a great game that takes just exactly those things. 421 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:33,557 Go, go, go, go... Yeah! 422 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,793 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Go! Come on, come on. 423 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,829 Me, me, me, me! 424 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,265 - Oh, it's you! - Oh, Mom. 425 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,366 - Yeah. - Do the horse, Fran. 426 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,302 - Do it, Mom. - Do the horsey. 427 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,105 - All right, I'll do the horse. - Yay! 428 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,877 What a filly. 429 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,385 Wow! What a great vacation! 430 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,021 Sing-alongs, hotel room scavenger hunts, 431 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,089 late night heart to heart chats. 432 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,925 I feel completely relaxed, 433 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,829 and ready to go back to work with renewed energy and dedication. 434 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,497 - Yeah. - Yeah. You know, 435 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,867 I never knew I could have such a good time with my own family. 436 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,470 I knew we could rally together and function as a family. 437 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,373 All it took was a complete lack of other alternatives. 438 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,576 I like vacation. 439 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,146 Yeah. Hey, Dad, can we come back to Wesaysoland again next year? 440 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,748 Well, sure, if you want to. 441 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,017 Please deposit three dollars for another hour of light. 442 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,420 Has anybody got any quarters left?